A Ferret's Review: Fuzzy Star Toy!

As I browse various web stores looking for new treats and toys for my ferrets, I pay particular attention to the reviews the consumers give them. I often make decisions on what to buy based on their opinions. But it’s not really what we people think of the goodies that matters… it’s what our ferrets think. After all, a bargain toy is really a waste of money if the ferret doesn’t find it entertaining. And while the doggies might find just about any ferret snack absolutely scrumptious, fact is it only counts if the fuzzies gobble it up. So I decided to ask my ferrets what they think of the various goodies I bring them.

And I suppose I could tell you what they had to say, but wouldn’t it be better if they told you themselves? With that in mind, I am presenting you with:

A FERRET’S REVIEW OF THE FUZZY STAR TOY!

Hi! My name is Azzy, and I wuv toys almost as much as I wuv treats! Anytime there is a fun toy wiggling around, I always wanna play wif it. If it’s really weally fun, I will hide it reeeal good so my sisters and brothers can’t find it.

My fav’rite toy is the fuzzy star thing. It has lots of bwight colors, and it squeaks! And rattles! And cwinkles! When Mommy squeaks it, I wanna dance and dook all over the place! I carry it in my mouf when I’m looking for a place to hide it, and Mommy laughs at me. So far I haven’t been able to get it in my hidey place under the dresser, but I never give up!

I playz with it so much, it sploded! Mommy gave me the new star in my Christmas stocking, an’ it’s nice and all, but I still like my old one best. Right now its hiding somewhere super secret so Mommy can’t find it cause I don’t want her to take it fwom me.

My fav’rite part to bite on is the blue part. I know everyone says we don’t see colors good, but that’s the softest part, so I can bite it good an’ hard and it won’t squeak or nuthin! That makes it easier for me to hide it fwom everyone when they’re not looking. Your fuzzies may not like a toy star as much as I do, since no one else can have my fuzzy star. Cause I have the best fuzzy star ever!

The only bad part about my fuzzy star is, it’s so big that when I’m carrying it in my mouf, I can’t see anything in fwont of me but the star. So I always bump into stuff. But Mommy seems to think that’s extwa funny and laughs at me when I do, so I guess that’s okay.

 

My fuzzy toy star is the bestest toy ever, so I will give it 5 out of 5 DOOKS!

 

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